so, you’ve decided to become evil ehk My Evil Plan (TM)

Siin lehel saad koostada oma Evil Plani (TM). Selline sai minu oma. Ja et oleks olla! Muidu ma vallandan oma müstilised jõud!

Your objective is simple: Soul Accumulation.

Your motive is a little bit more complex: Madness

Stage One

To begin your plan, you must first seduce a rock star. This will cause the world to slaughter a sacred calf to appease the gods, bewildered by your arrival. Who is this nightmare beyond comprehension? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good in a corporate suit?

Stage Two

Next, you must sabotoge the internet. This will all be done from a corporate tower, a mysterious place of unrivaled dark glory. Upon seeing this, the world will lose their minds, as countless hordes of mean english teachers hasten to do your every bidding.

Stage Three

Finally, you must send forth your great supernatural forces, bringing about horrors beyond man’s comprehension. Your name shall become synonymous with fuzzy bunnies, and no man will ever again dare interrupt your sentences. Everyone will bow before your mystical abilities, and the world will have no choice but to restore your credit rating.

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